If you know me well, you know I’m good with computers and I love tech. My guys call me African Tony Stark 💻⚡️


Which is fun when it comes to automating everything in my house. I’m talking robot vacuum, smart door lock, window blinds, thermostat – you name am – all on my phone. Add Alexa to the mix and you have a real panty wetter 😏


I do all this because I’m lazy. I’ve learned various programming languages because of this same laziness. I mean… who wants to stand up at 2AM to turn down the thermostat?

Exactly.


But when you become the “Geek Squad” for your family and friends, e no too sweet like that again. But you go still do am for the love of family and the boys, abi? 🥲


One day my guy called me.

“Guy how far! I think something’s up with my Mac. Abeg can you help me fix it?”

“Guy, you need to ease up on all the porn you dey watch bro,” I said.

“No be porn jo guy. I think it has a virus. Things keep popping up.”

“If you say so… but guy, you too dey watch porn sha,” I replied.He laughed.

“Will you help me or not? I no dey give Apple money to fix this thing abeg.”

“Sure,” I said.

“Send your TeamViewer username and password.”

He sent it to me and in seconds I was controlling his laptop from my own. I started fixing it – cleaning up all the affected apps and so on.

Then my guy said,

“Guy I need to go somewhere real quick. I no need to do anything right?”

I said sure, but I asked for his Mac password in case I needed it. He gave me and left.

As he was leaving, he connected his iPad to his laptop, so Photos app just opened by itself. A lot of interesting pictures popped up 👀


So I started doing small amebo (Poke-nose mode activated). Scrolling through pictures.


I saw all kinds of naked pictures and videos, which honestly wasn’t surprising. This my guy na the only one among our mutual friends wey no even pretend to be “born again” 😂I shook my head for him and kept going.


That’s how, from nowhere, I bumped into one video that SHOOK ME!!!! 😳


“Omg, NO WAY!” I screamed!


I quickly checked the timestamp and saw it was recorded a month before.


My gosh… 😮‍💨