She chuckled and said, ‘you’re something else. Hmm maybe another time’.


We spent the next few days, chatting and talking all through the night. Nothing serious, I just suddenly became ‘so easy to talk to’ and I ‘always make her laugh’. But anytime I asked to see her, she would say, ‘na, not a good idea’.


So I took it a step further by sending her hand plucked flowers from inside Falomo roundabout lol. Got her food during her lunch break. Little thoughtful gifts here and there. Showered her with as much attention as I could afford. This went on for about a month. Still no date or hangout. She was still running. She agreed to only see me in her office and that was it. I didn't mind.


One day, she called me, furious ‘can you come pick me up, I really needed a ride back home’. This was around almost 12 at night, I was out with my guys, I left them without even saying bye.


I got to the place, she got into my car and gave me her address. I didn’t ask her what happened, I just uber-ishly drove her home. I was a little tipsy so I reduced the music so I could see the road properly.


Then she started, You won’t believe what I saw on my boyfriend’s phone! He had a freaking sex video with his ex! And I’ve been under the impression that he was a virgin too! What a fucking liar and why the fuck does he have sex tape with his ex on his phone!


She went on and on giving me details, TMI of what happened and how her bf had a sextape of him giving his ex 🍆 🐕style on his phone. Why would he even keep such, I don’t even know if they still do it… bla bla bla 🙊🙊🙊🙊


But all I could focus on was. Virgin. 🙊 she just said she was a virgin?


Evil me wanted to help her add pepper to it. But Gentleman rule #75: You shall not talk bad about another fellow man. #TrueStory


So I asked, ‘did he at any point tell you he was a virgin’. He didn't but he made me feel like he was at least celibate or something. I don't know who’s why are you defending?


I wanted to pull out the great rule book from my glove compartment but I decided not to, instead tried to calm her down. Saying she may just be overreacting, she should at least hear him out. 🤦


I dropped her at home and went home. She later called me to tell me she spoke to him and he promised to delete the video and a lot of story that I wasn't really listening to. My L was growing and I was slowly entering a dark dark zone. The next day, a Saturday. She called me early in the morning to tell me she just couldn’t get over the video and she’s so sure he watches it all the time. She painted all kinds of pictures. I called him this morning and we got into a fight. You know what, can we go out later this evening. Let’s get to know each other. 😲


7pm sharp! I was in her house. We went to a lovely restaurant and we had a lovely time. We ate, we danced and we made out. My head was clearer this time and I could feel how soft her body was. Her lips so soft… the feeling was amazing.